Today's episode is brought to you by your dedicated supporters on Patreon.

If you enjoy the show, please help support us by leaving a review or comment, following us on our Twitter, or sharing the show with your friends and family.

Kind of sticks in your head, doesn't it?

This is amazing.

There's not one redeeming note.

What sort of a lawyer tells his client he's had a case because he's going to live?

I've heard that not all lawyers are as ethical as the ones we see on TV.

I don't think this guy even has a law degree.

One of the guys on TV don't either.

I think he has a medical degree.

It directly affects my bottom line. You have less money to lend?

I'm trying to take responsibility.

And I'm trying to teach you that everyone is out for theirs.

You might as well keep yours.

And lend it to you?

You have to control everything.

How come you're going around asking everyone who you should fire?

I'm asking for input.

I thought you would have admired the humility. You like games because you can control them. God, I'm going to put the record back on. You like what's interesting, never mind if it's real or good. You want to know why you offered that guy six grand? Life just happens, and that scares to Helen. I think you can cure pain. You think you can avoid pain. You think you're responsible for every failure, every patient's boring life, every friend,

screwed up.

You don't want to face it any more than my patient does.

Dying's easy, living's hard.

...