Hello everyone. We were going to do a segment that Cindy had planned and then I realized

that it's been a minute since we've caught everybody up on how we're doing with Bishop.

Because Sarah decided she didn't like Scooty and she didn't like Junior so we're just going

with her last name which is Bishop. Bishop who has assimilated amazingly well. Let's

talk about what I've been through with Bishop in the last month, shall we? Let's start out with

the pelvic exam that she scheduled for me when I needed some routine blood work. Ask me about

that. She's thorough. Yeah. Yeah. I needed to happen. I was like, hey, I need to get some blood work.

Can you look for a lab? So Bishop is like, oh my god, I found a lab five minutes away from you in

Malibu. Oh hi Heidi, welcome to the party. Please just, yeah, whenever you're ready. So she finds me a lab

in Malibu and I'm like, oh my god, I've never been to this place before. This is awesome. This is

five minutes away from my house. I have a really hard time with blood work, right? Like I just don't

bleed. They can never get the vein. It's like a nightmare. So it starts out, I get a stack of papers

literally like the Bible of Jillian, you know, like I swear to God, you know, when you were two days old,

did you sneeze? Did you, how were you feeding on the bottle? Like did you take the boob or it was

insane? Like this whole medical history, I'm sitting there for an hour. I'm like, God, this is what

the hell is it? This goes on. Get on the scale, put on this robe, jump in this chair. I'm like,

wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Put on a

robe to get blood taken. Oh, are you just now checking into this? No, I've been listening.

I told you this happened to me already. Did you not care? I was violated.

Where have you been? You've known this has happened. I knew the blood story, but I didn't know

you had to put on a gown to get blood taken. I didn't need to put a gown on to get blood taken.

They tried to get me a pelvic exam. For real? Yeah. Where the fuck have you been?

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