Sgt. Stubby

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🗓️ 6 May 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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This week's episode contains a series of short, uplifting stories to help get you through your state's stay at home orders. Or worse, your state's lack of them.

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0:00.0	I miss the door open and door closed noise.
0:04.6	Yeah, me too, man.
0:06.0	We haven't heard that since the quarantine started, huh?
0:08.5	I could just stand up and open the door and close it.
0:11.0	You know, that's not it wouldn't be the same.
0:13.6	Oh my God, I'm so bored, bored.
0:17.2	Tom, you said that like 165 times already.
0:20.7	It's actually 163 and a half.
0:24.8	He started to say it once when he sneezed midway through like 22 fucking times and then
0:28.6	forgot what he was saying.
0:29.6	Remember, okay, I'm a multiple sneezer.
0:31.7	It's a thing about me.
0:32.7	Let it go.
0:33.7	It's all right.
0:34.7	It's like a skipping record with allergies.
0:35.7	Can I tell you what?
0:36.7	I wouldn't be so fucking sneezy if Noah would stop ripping up the goddamn carpet and
0:40.9	smoking it.
0:41.9	That can't even be good for you.
0:43.4	Look, if I'm stuck here in quarantine, which you guys are, I'm not going to be stuck here
0:47.7	sober.
0:48.7	And I've smoked so much weed in here.
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