SGB #96 - Totally Dead Barbie

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our new weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community! This week, we cover: why you shouldn't test out superhero origin stories, a great opportunity for death positive doll fans, dozens of Colombian kids get sent to the hospital after playing with a Ouija board, death by cheese (but not in the delicious way), and the freakiest freak accident that ever did freak. See you next Friday for more Spooky Gay Bullsh!t! Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Get into our new apparel store and the rest of our merch! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky gay B.S. to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0	Hey, Prime members, you can listen to that spooky early and add free on Amazon music.
0:06.0	Download the app today.
0:09.0	You're listening to a morbid network podcast.
0:30.0	Hey, fellow clown people. Welcome to spooky gate bullshit. I'm Johnny and I'm Tyler.
0:49.0	This is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gate bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.
0:54.0	That's right because it's Friday night. Our clown shoes are platformed size and that's where Hokaliente.
1:00.0	And that's a tripping hazard if I've ever heard one.
1:03.0	Can you imagine?
1:04.0	I could. I mean as long as my orthotics could fit in it.
1:08.0	Yep. That's a thing.
1:10.0	Do you think like clown shoes are actually hollow all the way through or there's a little bit of support where your like actual foot would be?
1:16.0	Clowns right in, let us know. I don't have an answer for you there.
1:21.0	I feel like there's a scale like maybe there are some that are just completely hollow that have zero support.
1:27.0	Yeah. But then there are others that do.
1:29.0	And some that probably just kind of go over your actual shoe.
1:33.0	Okay. Yes. I see all this.
1:35.0	You know how like sometimes drag queens will put pantyhose over their heels to make it a color.
1:40.0	Yeah. It's kind of like that.
1:42.0	Yeah. I'm into that. Yeah. I've never really thought about the mechanics of clown shoes that much.
1:46.0	Right. That's why you got me asking the big questions here.
1:50.0	What? Yeah. I'm really glad this is why we've had 12 years together.
1:55.0	Yeah. We actually celebrated it today. We went rug tough day.
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