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Hey, butt rockers. Welcome to spooky gay bullshit. I'm Johnny and Tyler and this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

That's right because it's Friday night. We live in a world that's not perfectly curated to the preferences of white straight men and that's Rojo Caliente.

Yes, we are. No, we don't. Damn, that was a mouthful. It was not expecting that based on what though? Barbie. Oh, you're right. Yeah. We are residents of Barbie land. Yeah. This is a Barbie world and we are Barbie girls, even though we look more like the guy from the Barbie girl song. Yeah, we look a bit more like a Barbie that got the tie tie chop.

Yeah, well, I mean, the dude from Aqua did have the shaved head. That's true. Yeah, it's true. Oh my God. What if we win as the bald guy from Aqua in love? That'd be great. Halloween this year. Let's do it. Yeah. Everybody will understand it. Exactly. Yeah, totally. Yeah, the bald guy from Aqua. We've been looking glass. That's right. I love it. I love it too. Yeah. So how are we doing today? I'm doing good. I'm doing great. Yeah, same here. I'm still haven't seen the Barbie movie yet. Although maybe by the time

this comes out on the regular regular feed, we will have. We might have. I have been checking it every day. It's consistently sold out in all of the theaters. I consider that an active allyship. I think it's great. I think it's wonderful to see, but I just know my preferences is not to be in like a sold out theater. Oh, I'm

especially attended late show. Yeah, I'm an I'm anti social Barbie. Yeah, we all. Yeah, and that's why we're here together. So welcome everyone.

Speaking of bullshit time. Do you have anything that you want to talk about before we get into it today? I got nothing. Okay, so I guess we can just kick things off. Let's do it.

All right. Well, that's my job for the day. And to start things this week, I want to come back swinging with a topic, an old faithful really that gives eternal. In fact, it's kind of like a spring that just keeps on springing.

It's like a water spring, not like a match. Not like the season. Yeah, but it's like an eternal summer. Maybe. Yeah, sure. It's just folks just don't stop rediscovering it.

So if you can't tell, babies, I'm about to start talking about rentahedman.com again. Yeah, somebody else got caught trying to put a head on somebody through the parody website. Now, if you are not acquainted with rentahedman.com, we've

talked about it a few times on spooky gay bullshit before. It was started in 2005 by a guy named Bob Innes. And it was really a satirical site that was created for demonstration purposes for a cyber security company.

They put together something that they thought was completely preposterous, that being a website where somebody could rent a hitman or apply to be a hit person. And yeah, they didn't think much of it until random people started to discover the website and thinking it was a real thing. They started to get responses.

Yeah, over the years, they've just kept it alive and they forward the information on to the respective authorities whenever somebody opens themselves to the services of rentahedman.com.

Yeah, it's become a bit of a flytrap. Yeah, it really has, but the thing is it is hit again. And this time it's a little darker than stories we've covered in the past.

So the newest mention has to do with a South Florida resident, 18 year old Jasmine Payez, who basically attempted to use the site to call out a hit on her three year old son.

Excuse me. Yeah, like fully handed her son's info over to the website to what she thought was like a hitman service gave them an address, selected a date, accepted a price to do it.

Yeah, which by the way was $3,000. Yeah, and the reason was that she was trying to get back with an ex who had left her because she had a child.

He allegedly told her that she needed to get rid of her kid and he would be willing to take her back.

So that is so fucked up for so many reasons. You don't want to be in a relationship with a person who's going to give you an ultimatum like that.

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