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That's Spooky

SGB #84 - Bologknees

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.92.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our new weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community! This week, we cover: a wannabe author gets caught in the act, drag queens find allies in unsuspecting places, a Toronto man who can't keep his snake to himself, one woman's unconventional take on an old family recipe, and what is probably the ultimate act of blaming it on the dog. See you next Friday for more Spooky Gay Bullsh!t! Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Get into our new apparel store and the rest of our merch! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky gay B.S. to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0

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0:06.0

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0:09.0

You're listening to a Movid Network podcast.

0:30.0

Hello my fellow speculative fiction authors. Welcome to Spooky Gate Bullshit. I'm Johnny. I'm Tyler. This is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gate bullshit.

0:52.5

We just didn't have time to cover on the main show. That's right because it's Friday night. My brother's for sale for only 50 cents and that's Rojo Caliente.

0:59.5

You can hug him, you can't bug him, you can't even buy your rent. That's kind of dark when you think about it. Yeah, it's like some way fair shit.

1:09.5

Right? Yeah, it's like why is this cabinet named Vanessa and why it's cost $50,000?

1:21.5

Yeah, I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna be over here with the Jason throw pillow for a cool 8,000. Right. Yeah, weird. Okay. Sorry. Anyway.

1:33.5

Marikate and Ashley, I bet you if you dug deep enough, you'd find that Marikate and Ashley are the founders.

1:39.5

I hope you're awful. There is like one person's like conservative friend that got convinced to listen to this show. That's just like, oh my God, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

1:51.5

They turned to the drag. They're child traffickers. Right. Gargol's sluggicks. Of course we joke because the idea that way fair is selling children is a fucking ridiculous.

2:04.5

That is why old and absolutely not true. Not to say that human trafficking is not a thing that actually does have. It is a thing that happens.

2:11.5

It's not happening on the website walls of way fair. Exactly. On the webbed walls away fair as one would say. Yeah, that's the actual WWW.

2:19.5

Yeah, and to perpetuate them if is also to take away from like actual situations where that is happening. Yeah, exactly. Totally. Yeah.

2:27.5

I mean, we really got a focus on, you know, the homosexuality in the classrooms. Well, that's really real. That's for the boys and that's the boys and the drag queens.

2:35.5

Oh, I don't know. Read to the children. Listen, we'll be getting into it in a little bit. I got a piece of spooky gable shit for a year.

2:42.5

Oh, no, but I will say it's sort of the pop up in my hometown. My sister was sending me some shit. Right.

2:48.5

Like some screen grabs from Facebook and like, ooh, ooh, I can only imagine I haven't even looked. I couldn't. I had to put up liners in that moment.

2:58.5

It's so infuriating. And like, obviously it's something that's been happening in the United States. And we won't talk too much about this because I literally do have a piece of spooky gable.

3:06.5

Yeah, addresses this. But we went to go see Sasha Valors show and Sasha had Priyanka on as their special guest. And Priyanka was saying that there are situations happening here in KS.

3:17.5

And that's happening here in Canada now as a result of what's happening in the United States. And at the time I hadn't heard of anything.

3:24.5

But now I've like tuned my ears a little bit. Yeah, it's going down. Oh, yeah. And it's not good.

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