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That's Spooky

SGB #8 - The Koi Is Mine

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.92.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our new weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community! This week, we cover: an old friend hitting the silver screen, a new job title in the paranormal world, those fuzzy death machines are at it again, teens accused of witchcraft based on the dreams of a family member, and how a woman who stormed a police station with a knife ended up getting a "Good for her" from the officers. See you next Friday for more Spooky Gay Bullsh!t! Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Boo-Tea Cups are back for a limited time! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky gay B.S. to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0

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0:30.0

Hey little meal substitutes. Welcome to Spooky Gapullship on Johnny. I'm Tyler and this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the Spooky Gapullship that we didn't have time to talk about on the main show.

0:44.0

Yeah, it's Friday night. You just got paid it's a Hokali ant. You know the gig. Yeah. And as per usual, if this is your first time listening to us and you're just happening upon this episode, of course this isn't the usual song and dance that we do on the podcast.

0:57.0

You can go check the regularly numbered episodes for that. But as you may hear, we have a little segment called Spooky Gapullship that we do on the show. And this is our little expanded hangout where we come to you every Friday and we give it to you.

1:10.0

Yeah, we cover more Spooky Gapullship that we don't have time to cover on the main show.

1:14.0

Yeah, it's the Friday comparing into the Wednesday treat. Just think about it that way.

1:18.0

Yeah. All right. So now that we have explained ourselves and apologize for our existence like Drew Canadian's do.

1:23.0

How are you doing today? Delicious. Yeah. Anything outside of delicious. Like I know we say delicious a lot, but can you describe what the delicious state of mind is to people?

1:33.0

Oh, it just means you're like, okay, what's think of something that's delicious? What delicious? A pizza? Yes.

1:40.0

A pizza is delicious. So you're feeling like you've got that nice, secure, crispy crust on the bottom.

1:47.0

Okay. You know, so you're feeling very secure. Yeah. But you're also feeling very soft. Absolutely. Because you got that gooey dough on top.

1:54.0

But then you feel a little bit saucy. Okay. And sometimes you feel a little bit cheesy. I like that. Yeah.

2:00.0

And then you know, the toppings, it's just a shake. It's a shake of the dice. You know, sometimes you feel a little peppery.

2:07.0

Yeah. Sometimes you feel a little bit barone. I appreciate this. Yeah. No. I'm basically just describing pizza toppings to you now.

2:14.0

But you really took me there with the metaphor and I appreciate it because I feel like we just need to unpack it at a certain point. Perfect.

2:19.0

Yeah. We use the description a lot. I mean, I am equally feeling delicious today. I feel swaddled like a baby.

2:24.0

Uh-huh. Metaphorically speaking. I feel soft, but I feel fun and spiky. Perfect. Yeah. That's what I'm bringing into the table. But yeah.

2:32.0

I don't know. I just don't want to be like those theater directors that say use more razz Mattaz. Yeah. Yeah. Fun fact. I actually heard of a guy who got fired for using that with his cast too much.

2:41.0

Because he told you he was like, yeah, he was like, use more razz Mattaz. More razz Mattaz. And they'd like what's razz Mattaz? Yeah.

2:47.0

It's true. Why do you keep giving us this note because it's unachievable? And essentially they ended up going to the artistic director of the company from what I heard.

2:54.0

Yeah. They're like, can you get razz Mattaz? Jones out of the room, please? Wow. And they ended up replacing them with somebody. Yeah.

3:00.0

Well, they fired the director. Yeah. Well, they must have been really bad. Well, I'm sure there were fights about razz Mattaz. Right. Yeah.

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