SGB #28 - Girth Certificate

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our new weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community! This week, we cover: Tesla's unexpected ghost hunting feature, rooftop polar bears cause a stir on the rock, something that will make you rethink the phrase 'Do you even lift bro', a cat-chasing ghost caught on camera, and the much-rumoured all-winners season of Drag Race is finally upon us. See you next Friday for more Spooky Gay Bullsh!t! Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Get into our new apparel store and the rest of our merch! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky gay B.S. to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0	BoA o m o d O n A l?
0:11.2	BoA o m o d O n A o M o d O l o,
0:26.7	Hello there my fellow guinea pig enthusiasts. Welcome to Spooky Gay Bullshit, I'm Johnny.
0:34.4	I'm Tyler. And this is our weekly hangout where we get to cover all of the Spooky Gay Bullshit
0:38.9	that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.
0:41.6	That's right. It's the now let's get back to this bitch who had a lot to say about
0:45.2	me and the press the other day, Miley, what's good Friday? You just got paid. It's Roho
0:49.6	Kelly Enteyne. 100%. Yeah. It's it's congratulations, Nicky Friday. Sorry. I was trying to pick up
0:59.9	it. I was like, looking at the fuck. It's hard to pick up what I just laid down. But I mean,
1:04.4	it actually is good Friday. If you listen to this, what comes out, which means that tomorrow
1:09.3	is that Saturday. Yeah. It's coined by a 10 year old Johnny can. Yeah. Yeah. Bad Saturday.
1:18.0	You don't really know what it means, but we leave it open for interpretation. Yeah. It's
1:21.6	whatever you want to be a baddie. Yeah. Then be a baddie. And that is whatever it is to
1:25.6	you. Yeah. It's the witchy bitchy counterpark the good Friday. That's right. Wow. I love
1:31.1	it. I'm here for it. Yeah. You know what we need to spice up Easter. Easter so bland.
1:35.6	100%. And bad Saturday is that day where your entire family can just join hands around
1:39.9	the dinner table and all look at each other in the eyes and go. Yeah. Over a feast of
1:44.5	turkey. Yeah. Yeah. A can family tradition. Fancy feast. Google can. I fancy feast.
1:50.2	Oh, God. What the fuck? Do you ever? Okay. What? Were you one of those kids that like to eat
1:55.4	animal food? No. Okay. No. We. Well. But you knew one, right? Yeah. Of course. There's always
2:00.6	that one kid. There's always one. Yeah. There's always that one kid that loves the doggy
2:03.8	biscuit. That one kid that loves some cat food. Yeah. I mean, like we never really had
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