SGB #210 - Grieving Customer

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community! This week, we cover: one funeral almost turns to two after a disastrous start, a wild bear 'looking for a friend' breaks into a zoo, a family in Virgina find themselves in a bad recreation of The Strangers, a student holding a Doritos bag got handcuffed thanks to AI, and an angry storegoer near-fatally attacks another shopper for taking too long in line! See you next Friday for more Spooky Gay Bullsh!t! Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Get into our new apparel store and the rest of our merch! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky gay B.S. to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	Bhophe.
0:03.0	Bhop
0:04.0	Bhop
0:05.0	Bhop
0:06.0	Bhop
0:08.0	Bhop
0:09.0	B
0:10.0	Bhop
0:11.0	A
0:12.0	Bhop
0:13.0	B
0:14.0	B
0:15.0	B
0:16.0	B
0:20.0	B Hey, you beautiful sailors. Welcome to spooky gay bullshit. I'm Johnny. And I'm Tyler.
0:33.5	And this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullshit that we just didn't have time to cope. We're on the main show. That's right, because it's Friday night. Anchors away. And that's her caliente. Yeah. Where are you going to put them? The anchors? Yeah, you told me to put them away. I said anchors away. Oh, you mean like A-W-E-I-G-H? Huh? Isn't that how they spell it?
0:59.1	I don't know. Okay. Well, yeah, yeah, it is. Well, I learned something new. Yeah, or at least that's how they did it
1:05.8	in a musical. Anchors away. Yeah, it's also a song. Okay, so what's the definition of away when it's spelled that way?
1:13.0	Oh, man, now I'm going to have to do the old define colon away.
1:17.4	Because...
1:17.9	Welcome to the show, everyone, by the way.
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