SGB #201 - Burp Pumpkin

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community! This week, we cover: the delicacy known as one million dollar cracked cheese, a Saskatchewan family turns biogtted graffiti into a positive message, another nearly naked man causes chaos, another dummy's dummy wastes town money, and BC law enforcement set up outside a Nickelback concert! See you next Friday for more Spooky Gay Bullsh!t! Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Get into our new apparel store and the rest of our merch! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky gay B.S. to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0	You're listening to a Morbid Network podcast. Hey, scared people.
1:11.4	Hey, scared people. Welcome to spooky gay bullshit. I'm Johnny. And I'm Tyler. And this is our weekly hanging out where we get to go for all of the spooky gay bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show. That's right, because it's Friday night. And that's Rojo Caliente. Prince? Wait, Prince? I didn't realize Prince was here. That's like Prince in a haunted house. Yeah, absolutely. Oh my God, we didn't get that. Prince in a haunted house? How dare. I think we did. He never really had a Halloween era, did he? No, why? The Batman song is kind of the closest he ever got. But imagine if Prince got into that age where he like, you know, softened a bit.
1:11.9	Mm-hmm.
1:12.5	Mm-hmm. What if?
1:13.8	As if she could get more soft.
1:16.3	She's already quite soft.
1:17.5	She's Charmin, baby.
1:18.5	Starts like turning the purple palace into a fucking haunted house.
1:23.6	Mm-hmm.
1:24.7	Isn't that about the Paisley Park?
1:28.3	I didn't know Prince's House had a name.
1:30.8	Oh, yeah.
1:32.0	It's a complex.
1:33.1	Like Elvis had Graceland or whatever.
1:36.5	Graceland?
1:37.4	Graceland.
1:38.4	I'm sure some people say it that way.
1:39.8	I'm sure they do.
1:41.5	Yeah, no, I would have loved that.
1:43.8	Paisley Park haunted house.
1:42.7	If you had like a mansion, if you were like a musical superstar. Yeah. And you had a musical superstar mansion. Uh-huh. What would you name your musical superstar mansion? Oh, man. Well, I mean, I guess it would kind of be dependent on the building. You know what I mean? Because like Paisley Park is like obviously there's a park.
1:43.1	Right.
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