SGB #14 - The Showgirls Luncheonette
That's Spooky
Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network
4.9 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime members, you can listen to that spooky early and add free on Amazon music. |
| 0:06.1 | Download the app today. |
| 0:37.1 | Hello, Betty White fans and welcome to Spooky Gable Shit. I'm Johnny. |
| 0:41.2 | I'm Tyler. And this is our weekly hangout where we get to talk about all the spooky gay |
| 0:44.6 | bullshit that we just did not time to cover on the main show. |
| 0:47.3 | That's right. It's your super size dose of spooky gay bullshit and it's Friday and it's Rojo |
| 0:52.1 | Caliente. Yeah, you know, baby. And here we are. It's 2022. Yeah. We are in a, uh, |
| 0:58.5 | uh, God. I was gonna say a post-beddy white society. I mean, you're not wrong. Yeah. I'm kind of |
| 1:04.7 | an all wrong look. I think I forget who summed it up perfectly, but they were like, you know, |
| 1:09.2 | you have made the ultimate impact when people say that you died too soon at 99. I mean, yeah. |
| 1:14.6 | That's kind of the tea. Because that's in 99. We could all be so lucky. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's one |
| 1:19.2 | way of getting that letter. Yeah. You know, from the queen. Oh, yeah. I don't know if Betty White, |
| 1:23.5 | what have got the letter from the queen? No, I don't think so, but I just know that because my |
| 1:27.5 | grandma was, she was looking forward to it. Yeah. We talked about it. You get, you get, I think it's, |
| 1:32.3 | you turn 90 and you get a letter from the prime minister, which could be a crap shoot. Yeah, |
| 1:36.9 | totally. Depending on who the prime minister is when you're 90. Yeah. That could be like a good, |
| 1:40.5 | like, uh, thing to prop up a table with. Yeah. Depending on what you're in. And then if you're |
| 1:45.1 | a hundred, you can get a letter from the queen. Yeah. The king, I suppose. Yeah. Whoever is, uh, |
| 1:51.0 | whoever is doing that at the time. Sounds cool. But I think you have to apply. Oh, really? Yeah, |
| 1:56.5 | you don't just like automatically get a letter in the mail. What the fuck? No. Oh, all right. |
| 2:01.5 | Well, there's a lot too much red tape. There's so many more fun queens to like get a letter from. |
| 2:07.1 | So her cameo from Simone, you know, like that's the thing. She's our reigning queen right now. Yeah. |
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