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That's Spooky

SGB #14 - The Showgirls Luncheonette

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.92.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our new weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community! This week, we cover: the weirdest animal discoveries from last year, a man hoping to marry his robot companion, some queer progress in the UK, a video game giant forays into the beautysphere, and a new furry friend has had it officially. See you next Friday for more Spooky Gay Bullsh!t! Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Get into our new apparel store and the rest of our merch! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky gay B.S. to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0

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0:06.1

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0:37.1

Hello, Betty White fans and welcome to Spooky Gable Shit. I'm Johnny.

0:41.2

I'm Tyler. And this is our weekly hangout where we get to talk about all the spooky gay

0:44.6

bullshit that we just did not time to cover on the main show.

0:47.3

That's right. It's your super size dose of spooky gay bullshit and it's Friday and it's Rojo

0:52.1

Caliente. Yeah, you know, baby. And here we are. It's 2022. Yeah. We are in a, uh,

0:58.5

uh, God. I was gonna say a post-beddy white society. I mean, you're not wrong. Yeah. I'm kind of

1:04.7

an all wrong look. I think I forget who summed it up perfectly, but they were like, you know,

1:09.2

you have made the ultimate impact when people say that you died too soon at 99. I mean, yeah.

1:14.6

That's kind of the tea. Because that's in 99. We could all be so lucky. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's one

1:19.2

way of getting that letter. Yeah. You know, from the queen. Oh, yeah. I don't know if Betty White,

1:23.5

what have got the letter from the queen? No, I don't think so, but I just know that because my

1:27.5

grandma was, she was looking forward to it. Yeah. We talked about it. You get, you get, I think it's,

1:32.3

you turn 90 and you get a letter from the prime minister, which could be a crap shoot. Yeah,

1:36.9

totally. Depending on who the prime minister is when you're 90. Yeah. That could be like a good,

1:40.5

like, uh, thing to prop up a table with. Yeah. Depending on what you're in. And then if you're

1:45.1

a hundred, you can get a letter from the queen. Yeah. The king, I suppose. Yeah. Whoever is, uh,

1:51.0

whoever is doing that at the time. Sounds cool. But I think you have to apply. Oh, really? Yeah,

1:56.5

you don't just like automatically get a letter in the mail. What the fuck? No. Oh, all right.

2:01.5

Well, there's a lot too much red tape. There's so many more fun queens to like get a letter from.

2:07.1

So her cameo from Simone, you know, like that's the thing. She's our reigning queen right now. Yeah.

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