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Hi there Scorts fans. Welcome to Spooky Gabe Bullshit. I'm Johnny.

And this is our weekly hang up where we get to cover all of the Spooky Gabe Bullshit that we just didn't have time to cover on the main show.

Uh-huh. No. Question. Answer. What are Scorts?

A skirt short. Combination. Have you never heard of it? Oh like short, like short, under the skirt? Yeah well then yeah built in.

Oh, so you put your legs together and it looks like a skirt. You put your legs apart and it looks like some short. Yeah it's not a skirt and it's not short. It's a Scort.

Oh, it's like jeggings. It's a portmanteau. Yeah. Yeah. As a power man 5,000 put it when world's collide. Uh-huh. Yeah. But it's fashion. Yeah. Listen. Spooky Gabe Bullshit. So educational, it learns something already.

Dang. I thought you lived through the early 2000s. You should be well acquainted with the Scort I would think. Yeah. No, not surprisingly.

Yeah. Well, uh yeah, I'm just here to open minds. What can I say? Um how are we doing today? We're doing great. How are we doing today? I'm doing good. Thanks. I'm kind of annoyed with the cat right now. Yeah.

Because they decided to almost like be kitten-like with the audio cables just a moment ago. Yeah.

And treat it as if they were a ball of yarn and this were some sort of cartoon moment and it ain't that. Well listen.

According to this app that I downloaded today that's supposed to track your cat's mood. Behemoth is very discontented today.

Okay. Uh yeah. Tell me more about this app because when you were telling me about it, I was imagining something that you just hold up in front of your cat and it tells you just arbitrarily whether it thinks it's happy or not.

Yeah. No. What is this all about? Apparently it's science. It's science. Maybe it was developed in Canada and Calgary, I believe. And it's this app that's supposed to basically...

I think from what I understand it's like an AI technology and they taught this AI technology to basically know what a sad cat looks like and know what a happy cat looks like.

Okay. And you basically just hold your phone in front of your cat and it scans your cat and then it tells you how your cat is feeling.

I just happen to think that some cats just look sad though. Yeah. What about that? Yeah. I'm wondering because like Behemoth is a black cat right?

You don't get a lot of his features so really all you get is his big eyes amongst a bunch of fur. So they can't see his little smile.

So I think they just think he's sad all the time. I don't know. We'll see. I'm gonna play with it for the next few days. I mean maybe. Yeah. Maybe that's why he's deciding just to blossom.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a certainly not acting like I said. Okay. No. 100% he's actually being quite effervescent. Let's just say that. Yeah.

But if anybody's interested in this app, it's called Tably, T-A-B-L-Y. Okay. Yeah. It was designed for Vets to be able to use to kind of you know determine whether or not a cat is doing good or if it's doing bad.

To get into that science thing girl. I mean like look when I was in the hospital recently getting my second round of carpal tunnel surgery and you saw a little bit of this.

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