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Hey laser tag hair removal specialists. Welcome to spooky gay bullshit. I'm Johnny. And I'm Tyler. And this is our weekly hangover.

We get to go over all of the spooky gay bullshit that we just didn't know time to cover on the main show because we were too busy doing DIY electrolysis.

That's right, because it's Friday night. My electrolysis is real patchy as a result. And that's where he'll call you into it.

It's because you wouldn't stand still. Right. And shoot you with the laser tag gun. That is also the laser hair removal gun.

Right. Can you even imagine that would be a very fun and awful way to get your hair removed?

It truly would be. Yeah. Just to combine the pain of laser hair removal with the anxiety and sweat and neon lights of laser tag.

Oh my god. Have you ever played laser tag? I did. Yeah. Okay. I did like once or twice. There was a place down the road for me as a kid that opened up.

Yes. Yeah. We had a place called boom rings. And you would. It was like laser tag and capture the flag to bind. I like that. That's cool.

It was fun. I remember it being very fun. See, I enjoyed it by the time that I was like dip in it and doing it in and among the laser tag circles.

I was smoking cigarettes. So I think it was a part of me that was like, oh, I don't want to be running.

I mean, that's totally fair. I was definitely like a kid who was also smoking cigarettes, but secondhandedly.

Yeah. Well, it's insane. You wonder how I got started. Yeah.

Yeah. So cool. How are we doing today? I'm doing great. No more secondhand smoke for me. I know. Right. Oh, man, it must be nice for you too.

Because like you were never a smoker. You moved out of a smoker household. Yeah. And then you started dating somebody who I initially wasn't a smoker.

No. But then when I went to school in Montreal, I started smoking again because cigarettes were cheap. They were everywhere. And also, you know, school drove me to smoke.

Yeah. Thanks. But I made the damn choice. But anyway, with that being said, you were like thrown right back into the smoker lion's den.

I was smoking lion's den. I was already in love with you. So I just had to deal with it.

I know. But I also knew having grown up with smokers that I couldn't pressure you to quit because it wasn't going to work.

You had to come to that conclusion on your own. But I did. You did. Yeah. And it's been how many years now? Like three?

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