SGB #104 - Water Bottle Bird Bath

That's Spooky

Tyler Hyde & Johnny Cann | Morbid Network

True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Welcome to another episode of Spooky Gay Bullsh!t, our new weekly hangout where we break down all of the hot topics from the world of the weird, the scary, and issues that affect the LGBTQIA2+ community! This week, we cover: a grizzly bear attack shocks Banff, some choice Halloween decorations keep a city on their toes, the most unexpected lawnmower-related death of all time, an eccentric emotional support animal gets barred entry at a Phillies game, and Stone Man Willie's story is finally coming to a close. See you next Friday for more Spooky Gay Bullsh!t! Join the Secret Society That Doesn't Suck for exclusive weekly mini episodes, livestreams, and a whole lot more! patreon.com/thatsspooky Get into our new apparel store and the rest of our merch! thatsspooky.com/store Check out our website for show notes, photos, and more at thatsspooky.com Follow us on Instagram for photos from today’s episode and all the memes @thatsspookypod We're on Twitter! Follow us at @thatsspookypod Don’t forget to send your spooky gay B.S. to thatsspookypod@gmail.com

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0:00.0	Hey, Prime members, you can listen to that spooky early and add free on Amazon music.
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0:09.0	You're listening to a morbid network podcast.
0:30.0	Hey, little goblins. Welcome to spooky gay bullshit. I'm Johnny. And I'm Tyler.
0:48.0	And this is our weekly hangout where we get to go over all of the spooky gay bullshit that we just get out time to cover on the main show.
0:53.0	That's right, because it's Friday night. Next stop is Nillbog. And that's Rojoliente.
0:58.0	Wait, the town's called Nillbog. Uh-huh. But that's gobbling backwards.
1:06.0	Dun dun dun. Welcome to troll too. It doesn't make sense. It really doesn't make any sense. Yeah, but it has nothing to do with trolls.
1:14.0	Yeah, it kind of works though. Yeah. Yeah. If you've never heard of troll too, I'm excited for you.
1:20.0	Girl, you got your Halloween watch then. Watch it. And then watch. What was that documentary about it? The best worst movie?
1:26.0	I think the best worst movie. It's on Netflix or was for the longest time, but get into it.
1:32.0	Yeah, it's definitely a great rabbit hole to go down. And you do not need to see troll one to understand.
1:37.0	I've never seen troll one. Let me just tell you. All right. Well, now that we've mansplained Fringe Cinema, welcome to the show.
1:46.0	Hi. Next week we'll talk about show girls. Yes, we will. How are we doing today? I'm doing good. I'm feeling great. Feeling gorgeous.
1:53.0	Yeah, I'm too. Yeah, I'm feeling particularly gorgeous. I really like dolled myself up today because
1:59.0	I had a tattoo appointment yesterday. Couldn't take a shower last night as a result. And then woke up and then turned our water off.
2:05.0	Yeah, an emergency water shut off. Exactly. So you had gotten a case of water. And I'll tell you this morning, I was like, since I have no running water,
2:14.0	since I feel like I have drawn caricature of myself, I am going to like wash my face. I'm going to get as clean as possible via a water bottle bird bath.
2:25.0	Yeah, baby, I did it. We call it a bottle bath. We do. It sounds very, she, she, she, we do now.
2:31.0	Okay. Because it's, you know, it sounds like a luxury experience. You go to the spa for a bottle bath.
2:38.0	Oh, sure. Right. And that just sounds really nice. It just feels like you have people pouring champagne on you.
2:46.0	Exactly. And especially if you get the parierre honey. Yeah.
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