Seán Burke - The Elephant and Piano

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and internet sketch extraordinaire Seán Burke joins Landlord Robbie and Regular Dan to build his dream pub, which, as you’ll discover, is replete with handles.

As well as singing the praises of these criminally underrated handgrips, Seán talks about nights he wasted in nightclubs, makes a drink choice that is 8% based on nostalgia, and together we learn why Guinness used to be given to new mothers.

In the first part of our chats our guests build their pub. In the second part we will be settling into their dream pub to discover what could go down there.

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0:00.0	I'm Robbie Knox and I'm the landlord of the Moon Underwater, a mystical place where hello, hello, hello.
0:36.9	I notice, let's cut straight at the chase.
0:39.2	I noticed you're burning incense.
0:40.5	What's that all about there?
0:41.8	Well, I mean, as you know, we've had a real problem with shepherds.
0:47.5	Right.
0:47.9	Yeah, and they don't like incense because they prefer the smell of sheep.
0:51.8	What's been the biggest problem we've ever with shepherds of later?
0:54.0	They keep coming in with their crooks.
0:55.5	Yep.
0:55.9	Yep.
0:56.8	And...
0:56.9	Or you like that because...
0:58.5	Well, they twirl them around their heads and they hit the other punters.
1:01.8	Yeah.
1:02.5	After a few drinks.
1:03.4	Yeah.
1:03.8	Yeah, that is...
1:05.2	And they attract wolves.
1:07.4	Favorite flavor of incense?
1:09.7	Uh, mint.
1:11.6	Mint incense.
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