Bryce and

Gwen B, I didn't expect to see you here.

This is the place where people who fail to fall in love go.

And after your little stunt tonight, I was sure we were finally seeing romance blossom between the unlikeliest couple in S.R. TV history,

albeit off-camera, which was very wrong of you.

Though Gwen B, this non-stop make-out session with Bryce's hand is decidedly

ew, very unsexy island.

Look, she's sucking the spider venom out.

This is illegal, Chuck.

You can't kidnap your contestants and deny them food and water.

How could you do this? These people could have died.

Oh relax, Bryce, they were being fed.

Woeh!

I'll translate for Gwen while she's occupying.

We want to know why you've gone off the deep end.

Where do I begin?

A few weeks before the start of sexy island. I was informed that America

doesn't like me anymore. When I was told my approval ratings it

cratered it made me realize the problem isn't me. The problem is...

Your approval ratings were low and you decided that it was someone else's fault?

Yes, I did. There's nothing wrong with what I created for you or

anyone else on any of S. R. TV shows. The real tension arises once the

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