Sexy Cartoon Characters (w/ Langston Kerman)
All Fantasy Everything
Headgum
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 135 minutes
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Summary
This episode really highlights how vast and diverse the sexuality spectrum truly is.
Guest:
Langston Kerman (@langstonkerman)
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| 0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. |
| 0:28.0 | Welcome Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. |
| 0:31.9 | The podcast of fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture. |
| 0:35.5 | On today's episode, we're drafting sexy cartoons. |
| 0:39.7 | Our guest today is the comedian, writer. |
| 0:41.3 | Great Morris. |
| 0:44.3 | Was that the L.O. Cool. Yeah. |
| 0:44.4 | We were talking about what you. |
| 0:48.3 | Have you heard him talk about that? |
| 0:49.9 | No. |
| 0:51.1 | They, because people have asked him, they've confronted him now because he. About this? Because he does it like 10 times. Yeah, yeah. In that episode. And like, he's, he's going crazy that night. He wants it to catch on. He wants it to catch on. They said, L.L. What was that? He said, brother, I was on drugs. He said, I was high out of my mind. I think that's also a testament to how weird he is, because I've been so high. Yeah. Right? Like, grab the ground. I never was like, oh. Certainly not to a man saying he's going to pile drive me through a table. No. And I go, yeah, I don't. Yeah, whatever. Get around my tongue. We'll see who Kyle tried, too. My mother would taste like buttercotch. He's just got honey laced on it. I do worry about that because that's something I would start doing ironically in the house. Yeah. And then I could see it catch you. You could accidentally do it. You suddenly bitch shut up yeah yeah yeah the gas station does your windows for hey man thanks |
| 1:52.5 | yeah there's a stop sign you see it somebody lets me in traffic i do it out the window |
| 1:58.8 | yeah that could be traffic, Dave. |
| 2:01.6 | It's new move. |
| 2:03.6 | It's kind of cool if it's polite. It's not. No, what you did were setting me up. That was not good. This is a setup from both of you. It's warm. It's warm. Yeah. No, no, no. It's cold. Jovial jocular. I don't know that guy would lick the outside of my butt. |
| 2:17.4 | That's not even the part of your butt you want licked, I don't think. |
| 2:19.8 | I don't think so either. |
| 2:20.7 | I think he was high. cold. Joveal jocular? I know that guy would lick the outside of my butt. Yeah. That's not even the part of your butt you want licked, I don't think. |
| 2:19.8 | No, I don't think so either. I think he was high. I never really, just your butt cheek. Lick my butt cheek. Yeah, just lick the crack but don't actually get in between. It's that really hard bony part. Yeah. I just wanted to feel moist in the most uncomfortable way. |
| 2:33.7 | Yeah. |
| 2:34.1 | Yeah, I want to sit down and feel this. I just wanted to feel moist in the most uncomfortable way. Yeah. |
| 2:36.1 | Yeah, I want to sit down and feel this. |
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