Sexy and Simple Minded
Strawberry Letter
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🗓️ 2 September 2021
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Dear Steve and Shirley, I am a 29-year-old man and three months ago, I started seeing a gorgeous woman in her mid-20s. She has the best body, smooth and glowy chocolate skin, the sexiest voice. She is the best that I ever had if you know what I mean. She’s very affectionate and she treats me well. But she’s missing one important thing: a brain…............
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:05.1 | Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. |
| 0:07.6 | And listen, if you need advice on relationships, on dating, on sex, on work, and if your parent, if you need advice on that and more, please, please submit your strawberry letter to Steve Harveyfm.com and click submit strawberry letter. |
| 0:23.2 | We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're going to read this one right here right now. |
| 0:28.6 | Got it? |
| 0:29.5 | Buckle up. Hold on tight. We got it for you. Here it is the strawberry letter. |
| 0:34.9 | Sexy and simple-minded. |
| 0:41.1 | Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a 29 year old man and three months ago I started dating a gorgeous woman in her mid 20s she has the |
| 0:47.0 | best body smooth and glowy chocolate skin the sexiest voice and she is the best |
| 0:53.5 | that I ever had if you know what I mean. She's very |
| 0:57.4 | affectionate and she treats me well but she's missing one important thing. A brain. I hate to say it |
| 1:06.4 | but I like her a lot but she's very simple minded At first, I overlooked it because the sex was so good, |
| 1:13.5 | but now I'm starting to notice. When we go shopping, she has trouble doing even the most basic |
| 1:19.1 | math at the cash register. When I give her directions to meet me somewhere, she has trouble with |
| 1:24.6 | right turns versus left turns. My sister enjoys talking to her because she is so dizzy and it's amusing to her. |
| 1:32.2 | My sister asked my girl if she had any ambitions and she responded, no, I don't like guns. |
| 1:42.3 | He had one boy. |
| 1:46.5 | He had any ambitions. |
| 1:47.9 | Not ammunition. |
| 1:49.2 | Yeah, right, not ammunition. |
| 1:53.9 | Last week, I admitted to my girl that I have been having second thoughts about our relationship. |
| 1:58.7 | And within an hour of that conversation, she put it down. |
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