Sexualizing The Vote: Wednesday, November 9th, 2022

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Lauren Conrad Admits She Became Team Kristin After a 'Laguna Beach' Rewatch: 'Who Wasn't Cheering for That?' (PEOPLE) (14:15)
Michael Oher, who inspired 'The Blind Side,' marries longtime girlfriend Tiffany Roy (Page Six) (26:33)
Nikita Dragun arrested, charged with felony battery on a police officer (Page Six) (30:42)
Stressed Out? Grab a Shovel and Dig a Hole (WSJ) (34:53)
El Paso High School students' SATs fly out of UPS truck after exams (El Paso Times) (39:18)

Dear Toasters Advice Segment (42:22)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:02.6	Welcome back to the Toast in Happy Humpty.
0:04.8	It is Wednesday, the middle of the week.
0:07.0	Congratulations.
0:08.3	You made it to the hump.
0:09.7	Now let's get over the hump by humping someone you love.
0:13.7	That's so beautiful Claudia.
0:15.4	No matter where you are, no matter what season it is,
0:19.4	what month it is, like I know that you,
0:21.8	Claudia Asher, McClure,
0:23.2	will always get me through humped in.
0:25.6	Remind me to hump my loved ones.
0:27.9	That is.
0:29.2	If that's the legacy I leave here on this here planet,
0:32.7	I will be nothing short of grateful.
0:36.4	I think that it's part of your legacy.
0:38.3	I don't know if you were,
0:40.0	I don't know how many Wednesdays ago was the last time
0:42.6	that you let a hump day go by
0:44.5	without letting us know that it's humped day.
0:46.7	It must have been a day where there wasn't a toast,
0:48.8	you know, like a Jewish holiday or something.
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