Sexual Therapy

The Blind Mike Project

Blind Mike

Comedy

4.7 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Mike and Craig are in the same room for a taping for the first time
Jeffery Toobin apologizes for jerking off on a zoom call
Mike's therapist likes to talk to bring up his sex life out of the blue

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0:00.0	You're alive.
0:02.2	This marks a historic occasion.
0:04.3	First time we've been in a room broadcasting together.
0:07.5	For our own show.
0:09.8	Well, we weren't in the same room last time, technically.
0:12.2	That's true. It was behind glass. We were in the same patio last night.
0:15.0	This is the first time I'm unfortunate enough to see you.
0:17.1	Yes.
0:18.3	It's a real shame, I think.
0:20.2	You look at my stupid tooth.
0:21.5	The only bummer is that, uh, wow, what's wrong with your tooth?
0:24.1	It's chipped.
0:25.0	I didn't notice that.
0:25.9	Yeah, I got a real, so you don't have to tell me things like that.
0:27.3	That's true.
0:28.0	I got a real Lloyd Christmas going.
0:30.2	The, the only bummer is that I, uh, you know, created a, uh, a vision of you in my mind. I didn't live up to it. Not really. I thought at least one of us was in
0:41.3	some sort of shape, you know? I got muscles underneath me somewhere. All right. They're in there.
0:45.9	Why, are you much of a fighter? I used to be. I think you've said that before, right? Yeah,
0:50.5	used to be. Go to metal hardcore shows and be a nuisance. Getting any brawls up here?
0:55.5	No.
0:56.6	Not up here.
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