Sexual Checkers (Picard S1E2)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2020
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
When Picard dips his thumbs into mystery-pie he soon realizes he’s got a mess on his hands. But After the Federation denies him the help he needs, it’s time to turn off the hubris and turn on warp core of friendship. Can old ties bring new adventures? Are more spitting-Romulans on the horizon? How much hubris is too much hubris? It’s the episode that blames the crazy theories on the old man!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Portland, we know you get made fun of a ton. |
| 0:04.4 | That you're a hipster paradise that's all IPAs and overpriced heritage workware and |
| 0:09.2 | vegan strip clubs. But we know what you really are. A big old city full of nerds. |
| 0:14.4 | And what do nerds love? Star Trek jokes. |
| 0:17.6 | That's why we're bringing the Sherry embarrassment tour to the Alberta Rose Theater this week. |
| 0:23.0 | That's right, we're coming back to walk over your bridges, admire your stumps, wear your |
| 0:27.7 | nikies, and in return give you an evening full of belly laughs about Star Trek |
| 0:32.2 | 5, the Final Frontier. |
| 0:34.0 | November 16th, at one of our favorite venues to perform at. |
| 0:38.0 | So put down your mug of pourover, get off your vintage couch, hop on your fixie, and come to the share your embarrassment tour. |
| 0:45.6 | Tickets still on sale at GreatestGen Tour.com. |
| 0:51.6 | Captain, Captain. Captain. |
| 0:53.0 | Report. |
| 0:54.0 | Signagers detective. |
| 0:55.0 | Shields up. |
| 0:56.0 | Signagers detective. |
| 0:57.0 | Let them learn. |
| 0:58.0 | Context South Beach Command. |
| 0:59.0 | What's happening? |
| 1:00.0 | Lay that order. |
| 1:01.0 | Context South Beach Command. |
| 1:02.0 | This is the Captain. |
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