Sextinction, Real Dolls & the Dumbest Things We’ve Done for Love
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Are we heading toward a full-blown sextinction… or are we just too busy scrolling to notice? 👀
On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, the gang dives headfirst into the wild claim that Americans are having way less sex than ever — especially 22–34 year olds. Is it social media? Dating apps? AI companions? Low testosterone? Or are we just all tired and overstimulated? This daily comedy show breaks down the science, the sadness, and the absolute chaos behind modern romance.
We also ask the important questions:
- Can any woman walk into Helen’s and leave with free drinks AND a date?
- Are $10,000 “real dolls” the future of intimacy?
- Is bringing a silicone third wheel into your marriage a “soft launch”… or a fast track to divorce court?
- And what’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for love?
Rafe tells the legendary “Message in a Bottle” story (yes, it involves a burned love letter, a Ford Ranger flare side, and a dad who deserved a medal). We also cover a 62-year-old retired colonel who sent classified military plans to impress a woman… and now he’s headed to federal prison. Because nothing says romance like espionage charges.
From astronauts in diapers to guys stealing moon rocks for motel romance, this funny podcast proves one thing: humans will absolutely ruin their lives trying to impress someone.
It’s messy. It’s hilarious. It’s slightly concerning.
It’s your favorite daily comedy chaos from the Rizz Show crew.
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| 0:00.0 | The Zudo. |
| 0:01.3 | Burzito. |
| 0:02.4 | Hey! |
| 0:04.4 | Good morning. |
| 0:06.0 | Everybody. |
| 0:06.8 | It is Thursday. |
| 0:09.2 | February the 12th and we are coming at you. |
| 0:12.2 | That's right. |
| 0:12.7 | Everybody's looking great this morning. |
| 0:14.2 | I slept well. |
| 0:15.4 | I feel good. |
| 0:16.8 | I'm in a good mood. |
| 0:18.0 | That's incredible. |
| 0:19.0 | Right? |
| 0:20.1 | Look out. |
| 0:21.3 | Look out. I'm ready. Ready to take on the day. I hope you guys have a good mood. That's incredible. Right? Look out. Look out. |
| 0:21.7 | I'm ready. Ready to take on the day. I hope you guys have a great day, too. Thank you so much. Really mean that. Help everybody has the best day. Sun is going to be shining today. What's the weather? What's the weather today? 51. Yeah, it's going to be similar to yesterday. A little bit more cloudy, I think. |
| 0:37.7 | All right. |
| 0:40.1 | High of 51, I believe. That's great. 53, 33 tonight. Okay. All right. Ninja bling.com, the online home of more Troy's jewelry, the exclusive jeweler of the Riz Show. Check out their huge collection, including one-of-a-kind pieces from the Simon G. Collection. Or they can make you your own, custom-built piece just for you. And because they have an upstairs location, Moritz-Royish can save you money over the street-level stores. Make an appointment. Head to NinjaBlink.com to get the address and phone number. You can also follow us on Facebook and Instagram. |
| 1:13.1 | Mort's Royce Jewelry, where you get the jewels and not the shaft. |
| 1:16.9 | Fellas, it's time to get serious about your health. |
| 1:19.4 | It's time to finally go to Victory Men's Health and do it the right way. |
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