Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday, a hump day, which makes sense because

Jackie and I are dressed like a bunch of camels today.

We've got two humps on this hump day.

Turdy and I are twinning.

Lumps.

Actually, you and I are the two humps because we're both twinning and camel.

And it's a big day, you guys.

It's merch launch day.

So our fall merch shop that we have been teasing all week finally launches today, 10 a.m.

So it's already out.

And the website, of course, is armes.com.

It's shoptoastmerch.com.

Our big collection, this is like our final collection, like big collection for the end of the year. So usually we do December one, but we decided to do this one like more autumnal collegiate

vibes.

So if you're wanting to get someone something for the holidays, we have hats, we have bags,

we have sweatshirts, we have sweatpants, we have t-shirts, we have cardigans for the very

first time.

I feel like such a broken record because about everything I'm saying like this is my favorite thing we've ever launched.

But then I'm saying that about everything, but I mean it truly like the cardigan, the tea, the camel logo, the girly swirling university where I got like a five-star education.

And then gargy parji, I can finally wear that across my chest.

Like it's a beautiful thing.

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