You know, we had a caller call up and said that he went to the villages down in Florida to hook up and walked out of there with an STD.

And then we had another guy call up and said that if you go to the villages and you meet somebody there, you have to have a bucket of hot water to have the crabs jump into it.

The pubic lice crabs jump into it, not like a soft shell or blue claw crab we're talking about. And the villagers were getting pounded a little bit. You know, no pun intended. And Paul, who ironically is calling from Sayville. I mean, just just so you know, we've all heard stories about this. Yeah, the lufas and the swingers and the whole thing. Yeah, pound town down there. So,

so Paul

from Saville says he lives in the

villages and he would like to set a couple

of things straight. So

Paul, good morning. How are you?

Hey, how you doing, Joe? How you doing, boomer? All right. I hear, Paul, what's happening? No, the last time I show you, Gio, was 2023 at the Christmas party at the Portly. And I'm a friend of South, you know, I was in a friend of Ian's. And a friend, friend you know i met you a couple times awesome paul

26 2024 i moved down in the villages all right awesome paul i you that is that's great and those

are friends of mine so uh so what's going on down in the villages i'm just i don't set it straight

look there was no sdd craze going down over you's not, it's a great place to live. Because I'm a resident, there's over 50 golf courses. We can play golf for free every day in my life. If you guys want to come down, I have a regular three bedroom house. You guys can come down and play golf anytime you want. And let me tell you something.

The reason why people put these roosters on their golf cards,

because most of the people are old and senile, and they can't find their golf cart.

Oh.

So that's what people are saying about it.

So just because you're not experiencing this STD swinging sex fest down there doesn't mean that it doesn't exist somewhere, Paul, right?

Listen, I've had, I've been here for over a year and a half now. I've had a number of

girlfriends and not one of them. They've been dirty. Okay. Good. Good. And you're not dirty of them they've been dirty. Okay.

Good. And you're not dirty either, so that's good.

There you go. All right, Paul. So you're living the life down there as a single

guy. You're just down there and you're banging your neighbors.

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