You ever finish sex and think, how many calories that I just burn?

No, you fucking finish sex and you think, I'm sorry.

Brunch.

Who's better?

Ed Sheeran or Lord?

There's a fucking, apparently there's a very, very easy answer to this.

I think it's, I think it's Ed Sheeran.

Like, I would have definitely said Ed Shearin, like, a week ago, but I don't like the new

album.

You've censored his new music, which is, we're going to get to this.

Uh-oh.

So the answer is apparently Lord because on Thursday and Friday,

Shearin and Lord both came out with some basic ass shit, and everyone's mad at Lord.

And I don't think they're going to be that mad at Ed Shearin.

So I think that people's expectation for Lord is way, way, way higher.

Are people mad at Lord? Are people mad at Lord it? I like it. I like the new song. Yeah, you said that. I think you're like the only person in that I saw who had like a really positive response to that Lord's song. So you're saying, yeah, so people are mad about the Lord's song. And here's why, by the way, I heard the song again last night. It's because there's, like, piano in it. And they're like, oh, that's Lord sold out. Like, she made an actual pop song, which shows how fucking cool Lord's album was, Pure Heroin, that it was like... Yeah, it was like... There were, like, so few sounds in it was just... It was very subtle, very like dark and... Just her voice and then like some basic like light scents in the background, a lot of snaps, clap, shit like that. Her voice was amazing on the first album, but it didn't sound... It doesn't sound that great on this one. On this new single. Do you know why? No. Guess who wrote this song? Justin Bieber. Jack Antonoff. Okay. So it's just basically Lord is trying to do 1989, which... If she wants to do that, I'm not psyched about it, but she gets to. And I'm pissed that people are like, oh, you're just ripping off Taylor Swift. And it's like, no no she's doing what every fucking pop artist does but that's I think that's why people are mad

because Lord seemed like not every other pop artist with the with pure heroin so that's why

yeah that's why you can't have both ways then you have to say Lord is fucking awesome then

because if if you're disappointed in this song,

it means that you think Lord is the fucking tits.

Because she put out something that everybody else would put out

and it would be fine.

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