Sex Robots

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🗓️ 21 November 2018

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Sex robots or sexbots are hypothetical anthropomorphic robot sex dolls.^[1] As of 2018, although elaborately instrumented sex dolls have been created by a number of inventors, no fully functioning^[vague]sex robots exist. There is controversy as to whether developing them would be morally justifiable.

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0:00.0	I just wasn't motivated by any of the candidates. I am going to kill you and then bring you
0:08.6	back to life again and then kill you again. I am going to help. I am know what they're
0:14.1	threatening to kill me. Hey, hey, maybe we should vote on whether or not they can do that.
0:18.7	Here he comes. Here he comes. Surprise. Hey, hey guys, what's all this? What are you guys doing?
0:30.2	Well, you know, we thought since you've been waiting a while to write your fuckbots ass
0:34.4	a we actually would get you one for the big day. The pleasure. The most advanced and life
0:47.2	like sex robot in the world, buddy. Yes. We even got you the silver fox model that you asked for.
0:53.1	What? Yeah. Thought that wasn't even coming out until 2020. Silver fox. It's not. I know a guy
0:59.7	over the factory. So of course you do. Why do you have to? Well, he's speechless. Look at him.
1:08.4	He's speechless. Guys, that's. That's my mom. That's my mother. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1:20.6	What did you say? No, I get it. You do you man. That's that's your mother. No, no, no, no,
1:28.2	don't it's not the fuck bot. It looks exactly like exactly like my mother. Look, I have a picture
1:37.2	on my phone of my mother. Look. Oh, wow. Yeah. That's what that is. That is naked pictures.
1:42.9	Exactly. Is this like a prank or something? Did you guys special order this? What's going on?
1:47.6	No, no, we didn't look. Look, we just got the model straight out of the catalog. See? See?
1:52.4	It's in the catalog. So everyone who orders the silver fox model of the fuckbot 9,000 is getting my mother.
2:02.7	No, I mean, it's not. Heath is not technically your mom. It's not cool. Cool. No, it's just our memories.
2:11.5	I'm just going to run and kill myself real quick. But thanks for the gift guys. Appreciate it.
2:14.9	Oh, he's come on. No, no, good guys. Tab it out. I quit the mom fucking. I mean, she's,
2:24.7	she's even worth the same clothes. Crazy. Right. I was going to say everyone has to earn a living. No,
2:29.8	shite. Yeah, gee.
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