Sex, Poptarts & Threesomes with Comedian Adam Ray

Sex With Emily

Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.3 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2014

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Adam Ray stopped by the studio to talk sex (of course) and share other stories of debauchery with Emily and Anderson. From dropping out of football to play the lead in Grease to getting kicked out a comedy club for dropping the C-Word, to landing the role of lead villain in the popular comedy The Heat, Adam tells the tale of how he cracked his way into show business to his new release Poptart Suicide. The gang discusses Emily’s world of sexual innuendos (and everything in between). Adam spills his spiciest sex story, which leads to a lengthy discussion on threesomes. Want to know how to make a threesome work? Emily gives tips & Anderson shares a story of what happens when threesomes go bad. Then Adam answers the sex question all comedians get: Do people expect you be funny in bed? Emily and Adam bond over tales of their adorable Jewish mothers, and the dudes explain why young boys are essentially “walking boners with feet”. Then they move on to the logistics of old people sex, shower sex and the importance of down-there hair maintenance. From turn-ons and turn-offs to sexual bucket lists to crossing the line with Oprah, no topics are off limits in this episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome everyone to a brand new episode of Sex with Emily tonight's show. We have comedian Adam Ray and as you know
0:07.6	I talk about products on the show and I only bring in products that I believe in and that I know are gonna help your life
0:13.6	And so that is why I have to tell you I love my no no pro because I've spent so much time and money on razors and waxing
0:22.4	And the no no pro is the best way to remove unwanted hair with no pain. You can do it home. I do it at home
0:28.4	I do it at my desk. You can do it everywhere and it's for men too because men
0:33.1	They've got hair in places and there was like I don't know what to do by like women
0:35.6	And there's like a waxing salon every corner about men are like where do the hair on my my back or on my neck and what do you do?
0:40.7	Use the no no pro because it works because it's the let me just
0:44.9	It goes over your skin. Yeah, it just goes over your skin
0:47.2	You charge it and it just zaps those hairs and it's a painless
0:51.0	amazing and
0:53.0	You can check it out no no pro comes with a hundred percent 60 day money back care and guarantee and when you purchase
0:59.0	You'll get a $50 gift card to an award-winning skincare line go to no no Emily dot com that's no no Emily dot com
1:09.4	Look into his eyes
1:12.0	They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex
1:15.7	Eyes that mark our secret institutions
1:18.6	Betrubized they call them in a bag on me. Hey, Emily you got a boyfriend because my man E here
1:24.4	Just got his heart broken. He thinks you're kind of cute
1:28.6	The women know about shrinkage isn't it common? What do you mean like laundry? It shrinks?
1:32.7	Can we not talk about sex so much? Are you kidding me? Oh my god
1:36.8	I'm so so
1:38.3	Being bad feels pretty good. You know Emily's not the kind of girl you just play good
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