It's Sophia Franklin. You are listening to Sophia with an S and the F is for phenomenal.

This podcast is rated F.

The thing about sharing a bed with someone day in and day out and you're not fucking them,

it starts to just kind of wear and tear. I need to fall asleep and wake up in the company of me, myself and I reine. I need to masturbate. What the hell goes down in the Hamptons.

I'm about to recap my Hamptons trip.

Emphasis on the trip part because I was tripping balls.

It was either I took a hit of LSD on my way there or life truly imitates art because I'm still at a loss for words which isn't great for a podcast episode but I'm

going to do my very very best to put into words what went down and I'm still trying to wrap my brain

around it. If you haven't, subscribe to my YouTube channel,

so if you have enough Franklin with a Y,

podcast, so if you with an F,

and you'll be able to see me.

And if you're just listening to this

and kicking it old school

and you just have your earbuds in

and you're not watching me,

if you enjoy the episode, I would be so, so, so, so, so,

forever grateful if you share it with a friend.

Anyways, I decided to go to the Hamptons because I wanted a bed and a pool and that's not because I'm homeless,

that is because I was sharing a bed with my mom at this point for almost a month.

My mom came to visit me in New York slash and probably the real reason work because she has like a contract out here and

Instead of getting a hotel because we are extremely close

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