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Hello and welcome to the J train podcast and J train Jared Freed

coming to you live from Harlem New York City for every Tuesday and Friday with your emails your stories your questions I say it every week

Let me say it again. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. Thank you. Thank you

Thank you, and you gotta keep telling people about this show it never ends

I need you to keep spreading the word a friend a coworker a brother a sister a mama a papa

Anyone with ears do me a favor right now snapshot take a screenshot make your Instagram story that feels the best I love that oh

Baby when I see those Instagram stories with my name tag it's a Ziff

We're out by the side of a highway, okay?

I'm at the side of a highway and you're next to me and I'm completely naked. I'm on all fours

Okay, and I'm on all fours next to a highway

Yeah, a lot of trucks going by

And I you

I'm on all fours and then you find a goose feather next the highway almost a miracle

And now it starts raining and you cover the goose feather with one hand to make sure it doesn't get wet and you take it with the other and you start tickling my nuts

Down and up the seam of my ball sack

Cars going by little close

Those cars are getting close, but that's what makes it fun. It's dangerous

We're both getting a little hard because we're of the danger that's going on

And it feels so good that's what it feels like when you make it your Instagram story my voice

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