Sex Injuries

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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On Today’s Show: This traffic ticket is unfair. MOM-TENT: what sucks when you get married? A MOMENT IN KRAMER HISTORY: Sex Injuries Today’s Quote: Your life is not static. Every decision, every setback or triumph, is an opportunity to identify the seeds of truth that make you the wondrous human being that you are. — Oprah Winfrey Certified Mama’s Boy Merch is NOW AVAILABLE! Shop now Become a Certified Fan! Help support the podcast! Vote for “Certified Mama’s Boy” in the Podcast Magazine Hot 50 Listen to my other podcast, “Kramer and Jess Uncensored”! Get FREE motivational texts from my Mom! Mama Texts Our Amazing Partners: BETTER HELP This episode is sponsored by Better Help. I want you to start living a happier life today. As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting BetterHelp.com/Kramer PAIRED It’s a relationship app for couples. You and your partner download the app, “Pair” together and every day Paired gives you questions, quizzes and games to have fun, stay connected and deepen your conversations. PAIRED.COM/KRAMER to get a 7-day free trial and 25% off if you sign up for a subscription. CARE/OF Care/of is a wellness brand that makes it easy to maintain your health goals with a customized vitamin plan that helps you feel your best today and supports you long-term. For 50% off your first Care/of order, go to TakeCareOf.com and enter code kramer50. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one is just here to make you laugh today.
0:01.7	It's gonna be a lot lighter than the yesterday show for sure.
0:04.3	There's so many things that can go wrong in the bedroom, right?
0:07.2	In reality, if you think about it, how many times could you actually potentially hurt yourself
0:10.9	in so many different ways? And back in 2009, we asked that question on the radio
0:16.4	and the stories that came from this are really going to make you feel like, oh,
0:21.7	that's today with Moment in Creamer History on the show, welcome.
0:24.6	Hi, my name's Creamer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.
0:29.0	You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy.
0:34.0	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:37.9	Yeah, what's up? Hi, welcome to the certified mama's way podcast.
0:40.9	This is our daily podcast that we do every single day, which is why it's a daily podcast.
0:45.8	It's got three principles. It's live, laugh, love your mom.
0:48.3	That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom.
0:51.0	My co-host Nancy Yancy. Hi, mom. Hi, honey.
0:54.0	I wasn't planning on talking about this on a podcast, but since Lucino decided
0:58.9	to post it on the certified bands page, I guess we can discuss such issue.
1:07.2	I think I unfairly got a traffic ticket.
1:14.0	And again, in case you don't know, I didn't check my mail for two months.
1:19.2	And I didn't check my mail for two months because I knew all of my documents for my taxes
1:23.5	were my mailbox. And so my theory was, okay, well, I rarely get anything exciting in the mail.
1:30.0	So let me just not check my mail until I do my taxes. I didn't check it from Tulum,
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