I don't really know how to start shows.

Come on now, don't start liking me now.

So yeah, I'm funny compared to you, you know, well you'll see later.

I favor me.

I know a lot of fucking idiots.

I think a lot of shit is mean-spirited, just because it goes against what they believe.

But the relief of comedy is it take things that aren't funny,

and it allows us to laugh about them for an hour.

We got a purple suit to buy in a gigantic coffin.

Why are you laughing?

Evening everybody, welcome to another episode of Why Are You Laughing from the Vaulted Podcast Studios.

Today I'm pleased to introduce you to Sex for Sam 3, the Opie and Anthony firing, what I'm very excited for.

We're a man down again. Craig is not here.

It's funny, if you miss an episode of Why You Laughing, it's like a month's suspension.

The way we record them. What did he do? Why isn't he here? No, I'm sure it's a relief to a lot of people,

but Mike Harris and Matt from Rhode Island, both with us.

Mike, of course, from a very good show. Make sure you listen to that. Matt from Rhode Island,

a vaulted podcast studios, these studios right here. And if you want these episodes a week early,

you know, if you're anxious to get, why are you laughing? Go to patreon.com slash blind mic.

I don't know why it took me so long to think of that.

You get episodes a week early plus the fine mic projects and all that.

Bonus stuff on there.

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