Sex Drugs and Retail
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2017
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Ever wonder what it's like to be paid to secretly watch shoppers on camera? This week's caller works in the retail field of "loss prevention." He tells Gethard about the time he confronted a shoplifter and got punched in the face, and discusses how the American heroin epidemic is directly correlated with retail theft. Plus, Gethard hears a little bit about the caller's unorthodox personal life.
This episode is brought to you by Talkspace (www.talkspace.com/beautiful), Hulu Plus, Blue Apron (www.blueapron.com/beautiful), Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: CG).
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| 0:00.0 | Today's show is sponsored by Talkspace, the online therapy company for his little $32 a week |
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| 1:26.6 | Hello to all my bold charge in high school football players out there beautiful anonymous one hour one phone call |
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| 1:49.9 | Hello everybody friend Chris gethard here bringing you another episode of beautiful anonymous guess what guys good news |
| 1:56.1 | The tour is over you no longer have to hear me plug upcoming dates at the top of the show |
| 2:02.3 | Thank you to everybody came out on the tour. It was so cool. It's such a good time traveled all over North America from Vancouver |
| 2:09.7 | All the way to Jersey and many stops in between and I'm gonna say it was so nice to meet all you guys |
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