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🗓️ 8 April 2012
⏱️ 5 minutes
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Jared calls a random homeowner and informs her that there is now a "Sex DEfender" in her area.
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0:00.0 | Hello. |
0:01.0 | Hi, is this the Green Residence? |
0:08.0 | Yes, what can I do for you? |
0:10.0 | Hi, how are you? Sorry for calling so late, but my name is Jim and I work for the National Pedophile Association of America or the NPAA. |
0:18.0 | And what we do is we alert citizens in areas usually when a sex offender moves in in their |
0:24.6 | area. |
0:25.6 | Sometimes we usually put notes in the mailbox, but each county is kind of different, but now |
0:31.6 | we're kind of forced to make phone calls and inform everybody. |
0:34.6 | But I want to let you know that that is not actually the case |
0:38.7 | as of now. |
0:39.7 | And just for the record show that you live near Heather Lane, correct? |
0:43.5 | I live on Heather Lane, but I cannot give the actual address of where this person lives, |
0:49.0 | but this person now is not a sexual offender, he's actually a sexual defender. |
0:53.8 | And actually what happens is usually when the term pedophile or the term sexual offender is somebody that commits these acts, |
1:01.0 | and the person that moved in near you guys is actually somebody who's prevented them from happening. |
1:06.0 | So we're calling everybody in the area just to let them know. |
1:09.0 | His name is John, I'm not going to be able to give his last name, but he's actually stopped attacks. |
1:14.9 | So I just want to let everybody know that there's actually somebody sticking up for the citizens in your area. |
1:21.0 | And maybe if you see him give him a pat on the back or a high five. |
1:24.6 | Well, thank you because I have a great granddaughter that I can do. It's gorgeous and I walk |
1:29.6 | her all the time. Yeah. And the story behind Tim, it's actually, it's actually very inspiring. He was |
1:35.5 | walking out of a store because he bought a blanket for his mother and he saw an attack happening |
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