Sex Contracts (w/ Guy Branum)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Guy Branum (Billy On The Street, Bros) chats with Nicole about establishing sex contracts before a hookup, being a dom/sub in the bedroom, and the perfect sized bed for sleeping with your partner.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please! |
| 0:15.0 | Tell me why! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me? |
| 0:27.5 | The podcast Remenical Byter tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though you could |
| 0:33.5 | come in my cereal, mix it with water and go, it's the new flat-faced milk! |
| 0:45.7 | My guess today is the hilarious comedian and actor who's written for shows like The Mindy |
| 0:51.6 | Project and Billy on the street. He co-stars in the new rom com bros in theaters today! |
| 0:58.6 | It is beep-be-dee-doo-buff-bad-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee! |
| 1:03.6 | Guy Brannum! |
| 1:04.6 | Thank you Nicole, good to be here. Very, very excited to see the Ghost Posture you have in |
| 1:10.9 | your home. |
| 1:12.9 | You're the only person to clock it and it's always within view when I'm recording this |
| 1:17.0 | podcast. |
| 1:18.0 | Do you like Ghost? |
| 1:20.8 | This is an iconic film. I think the most important thing you remember about Ghost is it was written |
| 1:24.4 | and directed by the man who gave us airplane. |
| 1:27.0 | Really? |
| 1:28.0 | Yes, I mean, it's just, it's a bachelorette movie, but like, you know, essentially only |
| 1:33.5 | Wippy Goldberg and Patrick Swazie could have pulled that off. They are two weird talents |
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