Hi, everyone. It's your best friend, Sarah Silverman. And it's so funny, you know, I'm back

in LA. I'm slowly getting dip in my toe back into standup, you know, I took such a,

you know, I didn't do it for a few months and that's crazy, you know, you just lose your

sea legs. But I'm getting back into standup, so I, you know, I'm looking on my notes

app because I'll write little thoughts for jokes and things for standup. And I found

something I'd written down and I really couldn't even follow it. It was like, it made no

sense at all. And I'm trying to like figure out what I'm even saying in it. And then in

the last line, it said, too high. Good luck. Thanks, Stone to me. I probably should have

started with too high good luck. And then I know to just skip it. But sometimes I'm high

and I write something down and there is something to it. Oftentimes, no. All right. Let's go

to some voicemails.

You left me a message. Now I'm playing it for the world. Let's hear some voicemails.

Hey, Sarah. Calling from Arkansas. I was wondering if you had a restaurant, Donald Trump walked

in. Would you serve him? My family and I were having this conversation the other day.

My mom and brother were very adamant that they would not serve him. And I brought up your

perspective on getting to know people with different ideologies, asking questions, you know,

talking to them as a person and that didn't change their mind. But now these January 16

are going on. All this stuff is kind of researching and I'm like, I don't know, maybe I wouldn't

serve him. But I'm just curious what you would say to that question. So I can report back

to the family about it. Thank you. Love your podcast. Bye.

You know, I mean, part of me is like, fuck that mother fucker, you know, but you're right.

I probably would serve him. I just, I mean, I don't think any, he would be changed in

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