Good evening and welcome to the Independent Republican Mike Graham.

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Coming up, there's only one story in town tonight.

And if you've been watching Piers Morgan Unsensored,

you'll know exactly what that is. Well, it's proving to be quite a night here at Talk TV. My mate and colleague,

Piers Morgan, has just identified the members of the Royal Family named in the Dutch version

of the latest book from Royal Hangar-on and Licksbittle-in-chief Omid Scobie,

as having made remarks about Megan and Harry's baby.

The news is hot off the presses because everyone else was too scared to do it.

But we don't do fear here, and we don't get told what to do by the Duke and Duchess of Netflix

or their messenger boy, odious.

It all started last night when publishers in the Netherlands pulled Scobie's latest book

off the shelves because of a so-called error in translation, which led to the publication

of not one, but two royal names.

Those names are King Charles and daughter-in-law, Kate's Princess of Wales.

The shockways will now reverberate around the world.

Stay right here because we will bring

you all the reaction and the inevitable calls for Harry the Herbert, who has, let's face it, now denied

that a conversation ever took place and that it was all the fault of the media to actually step in

and distance himself from what Scobie's book says. If, of course, the story is older than that,

because it was that

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