We have two live gargle shows at the Edinburgh Fringe.

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I will be there and an array of delightful guests.

So book your tickets now.

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The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello Bugleers and welcome to issue 4,097 of the world's premier source of truth.

The Bugle for the week beginning Monday, the 18th of February 2019 with me and

ex-automant rising, Luka Phoenix from its regular snooze on the sofa.

Not a particularly fiery Phoenix.

We are here in London, where as we speak to Rizamay is drafting her latest Brexit

negotiations plan.

Well she's photocopying it on the Downing Street photocopie,

which still bears the discernible but unmistakable imprint of David Cameron's

ass of course.

It's a sheet with plan A written on, then crossed out, plan B written on it,

B the crossed out, C written in, C crossed out, D-R-R-R, you get the point.

But this time she's writing a smiley face in the top corner, it might work.

Joining me to hold up the telescope of satire to the obviously empty eye socket of news and

ask it what I can see.

Back again all the way from last week and the week before many weeks before that,

Alice Fraser.

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