I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton and this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club.

We read a celebrity memoir, purse out the important bits and if there are no

important bits, we just give you our opinions. So if you don't want to hear

them, you can read the book for yourself. No need to start a war with North Korea

on our behalf. Wow, that was incredibly informational and with a beautiful

tie in the end. Thank you. Well, it's on Ash. I practiced it for 10, 15 seconds in my head

before I set it out loud. You know, luck favors the prepared. And we got lucky

today. I thought it favors the bold. Oh, that's fortune.

Contamate. Okay, I also just want to say you guys, we just got back from our Texas

dates in Dallas and Austin and I genuinely, this is going to sound cheesy, but I

mean it. I want to say thank you to everyone who came and everyone who came and

met us afterwards. I feel like it shifted my entire perspective about the way I

like give so much of my attention to negativity. This is so corny and I'm embarrassed

even say it. But like, I'm just like genuinely grateful that anybody listens and

anybody likes us and getting to remember that there are people who like us and

that's actually why we do this podcast. It made me feel ashamed and embarrassed

and awful that I have given so much of my time and attention to anybody who is

quote unquote a hater because it's like rude to you guys who listen and are nice

and enjoy what we do. And I cannot honestly vow to never do it again, but I vow to

feel bad about it and try better. Yeah, it was just so wonderful to meet you

guys. I had so much fucking fun at the shows and I enjoyed meeting you guys so

much afterwards to everyone that we got to talk to. It's just so cool to meet

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