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Hollywood Handbook

Seth Morris, Our Close Employee

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2015

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

The guys dig through their large backlog of negative feedback for an installment of "Eh, Wrong!", open up some listener mail, then choose a good name for the mail segment. Then SETH MORRIS arrives to help launch "Talkin' Turkey," the first podcast from Hayes and Sean's Wolfcool Network.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So, you know, I'm gonna sit in with Cobra Starship and there, you know, it's assumed I'm gonna be the frontman and they're like, well, so, you know, like, here's your guitar and stuff. And then I'm like, oh, no, look, I'll just wear the drums.

0:24.0

And so, and what I do is I, and you can move around the stage. So then I have like the big, the big bass kind of hanging around my belly, the toms on my chest kind of, and the snare I'm kind of holding on to my limbs under my arm.

0:39.0

Yes, that was, that was a big part of it. And then you do a little dot in the center and then it really looks like bosoms. And then the symbols are kind of on my shoulders. And to be like kind of marching around the stage, singing the song.

0:52.0

And also playing this whole drum set on my, on my body. And that's rate, that's rave culture to me.

0:59.0

That's, that's a mind-blowing piece of entertainment. Yeah. And do you do this snakes on the plane song?

1:04.0

Yeah. I don't know the words really, but, no, no, no, it knows the words, but it's just if you have the attitude.

1:12.0

It's all attitude with them. And saying, I do know lines from the movie. And so I was able to kind of sing. Yeah, there's no other big different lines from the movie. Yes. That's a good example. I don't want to do it like that in that kind of voice for the podcast.

1:28.0

Why are you uncomfortable doing it like that?

1:32.0

Oh, it's a black voice. And, you know, as a white person, you know, that seems like the kind of thing that some people might get mad about.

1:39.0

I mean, I know that you think I crossed the line. No, I'm not mad at all. I just know a lot of other people would find that really offensive.

1:45.0

Is it? Be doing a black voice.

1:48.0

Is it offensive though? If someone, if I am friends with somebody who is a brother and they really talk in that way,

1:59.0

is it offensive for me to just do an accurate and because if I had a friend from London, yes. And I do. Or say, like Nigel, if you did like an Idris Elba impression, for example, is that what you were getting at?

2:13.0

Well, yeah, well, what if I did do that? What if what if I came in and doing impression of Idris? I said something like a bone, James Bond.

2:26.0

Like is that now offensive? Because Idris, for all his refinement, is in fact a cast member on the show The Wire.

2:37.0

I just know there are a lot of people. And the wire is primarily brothers. You're right. You're right.

2:46.0

I'm just wondering and I'm genuinely asking where the line is because we touched on this a little bit with the aim of Tina stuff last week. Cosby and I've come all the way around.

2:54.0

You've changed my mind. I totally agree with you. And I think you should do it again.

2:58.0

Well, if that's true and you've come all the way around, I'd like to hear you do the voice. And I'd like to hear you say there's snakes out there.

3:03.0

I'm defending it's your question. I can't do it. And I think that I think you should be the one.

3:08.0

Well, I'd love to hear you try it. You already did it once. And I think you can really lean into it.

3:12.0

If you like to do it, try to do it. If you like to do it. If you like to try to do something.

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