Seth Morris, Eugene Cordero, Will Hines

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2016

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Mr. Nice Guy - Seth Morris, Eugene Cordero, and Will Hines deal with the most bad ass nice guy on this week's improv4humans with Matt Besser! They also see David Blaine upset over another magician stealing his trick, find out what 7-Eleven customers will do if they win the Powerball lottery, and follow the stand-up career of a comedian with a "fake Italian" accent. Make sure to sign up for Seeso.com to get Matt Besser’s new standup special “Besser Breaks the Record” and the new live comedy show filmed at the UCB theaters called “The UCB Show”.

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0:44.0	Welcome to Improfume to the Map Besser. That's me. This is Improfume Humans. No non-Siso.
0:53.2	Watchers allowed today, three other humans. Perhaps three of the great supervisors in the history
0:58.7	of mankind are here. Your suggestions, other sources will inspire stories, conversations, opinions,
1:04.6	and ultimately improv comedy, guys. Seth Morris, Eugene Cordero, Will Hines. Welcome back to the show.
1:13.2	What do you guys want to start with? You want to just jump in with a word? I like words.
1:17.6	Still a word. I'll give you three words here. Mike Donohus' filmography. Trash Panda Stardust says,
1:26.9	that's a lot of work on that name. Bats. And Joe Sodium. Eugene's got it like that one.
1:37.6	It says treadmill. It seems like a workout guy. I like Joe Sodium just as it is.
1:42.8	Treadmill. Filmography. Bats. No other thing on the treadmill. I only recently started the
1:52.7	treadmill experience. I don't know if they have this at the gym since I never been to a gym,
1:58.4	but do they have the dead man's cable like you attach? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It clips to you so
2:06.7	then if it pulls away, it stops. Do they have that? I think they still have those. It's like
2:11.6	magnetic to connect it and then you clip it to your shorts, I think. And if you run off of it
2:20.7	or you start going further back, depending on how it'll pull that magnet off and then
2:25.3	they'll stop the treadmill. But nobody uses it. It would be embarrassing. It's embarrassing to
2:31.7	be caught on floaties. It's still like, I still laugh and I don't think it should be embarrassing,
2:37.7	but there's like those metal things to see what your heart rate is. If you put your hands on them,
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