Seth Meyers Returns

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.6 • 68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Seth Meyers (SNL, Late Night with Seth Meyers, Documentary Now) is a comedian, writer, and television host. Seth returns to discuss what his process was writing a children's book, how the pandemic sparked his creativity, and why he has embraced doing stand-up comedy again. Seth and Dax talk about code-switching when they are talking to their kids, where people in their hometowns went to fight, and how they will never give up coffee. Seth explains what foods are horrible to serve in a drive-thru, how hard it is to write a screenplay, and why he has no desire to write an autobiography. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Welcome, welcome, welcome to arm chair expert.
0:03.0	I'm Dax Randall Shepard and I'm joined by...
0:07.0	Hmm.
0:08.0	We got a new one for you recently.
0:10.0	What was it? Not the Boulder.
0:12.0	No, by the way, good update. Why don't want to hijack your intro? You're Monica Mod Man.
0:16.4	Okay. Okay. I'm not the Boulder anymore news alert. That's right. Turns out the boulder was used in something else. I'm the megalith.
0:24.4	Megalyth. That's right. Can I just be on it doesn't roll off the tongue as well as the boulder? How dare you? But I'm going to stick to it.
0:32.1	Megalyth sounds like a superhero.
0:34.0	Megolith.
0:35.0	It does.
0:36.0	What's a scenario here? Help, help, help, help, I'm drowning.
0:40.0	Worry not, it's me, Megolith.
0:42.0	Help, I'm still drowning I throw rocks at things I cannot help with a drowning oh okay
0:48.0	yes I can let me pile some boulders up next to you oh I'm climbing a safety, thank you, Magolith!
0:55.0	No problem.
0:57.0	If you see the rock, tell them I was here.
1:00.0	Wow, okay.
1:01.0	I'm glad you took over because I was going to crash into the rocks and be injured.
1:05.4	You wanted me to not be successful. You're not only on a megalith. That's fine, but he did pile some boulders up.
1:10.8	Oh, God, bouldersers that's a trigger word he
1:13.6	held some megaliths up. Okay I'm gonna consider it it does make the question he can
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