Seth MacFarlane + Patton Oswalt (Carolla Classics)
Adam Carolla Show
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4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2026
⏱️ 205 minutes
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#1 ACS #481 (feat. Patton Oswalt, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop) (2011)
#2 ACS #484 (feat. Seth MacFarlane, Larry Miller, Alison Rosen and Bryan Bishop) (2011)
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Cruel Classic. I'm your host super fan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights moments highlights and fans selected clips from all 17 years of the Adam Carolla show. |
| 0:22.2 | If you'd like to obtain access to the Adam Crollas Show archive, as well as the archive for the Adam Dr. Drew Show and the newer podcast, Beat It Out. Make sure to check out Adam Crolla Substack, atcom. Sign up and subscribe and listen ad free. If you'd like to request a clip, please email |
| 0:35.7 | It's Classics at Adamcrawler.com. |
| 0:37.4 | All right, let's get to the clips. |
| 0:38.6 | Coming up first, we have Adam Crollullough Show 481, |
| 0:40.9 | featuring Pat and Oswald, Alison Rosen, and Brian Bishop. This one's from 2011. At first, I didn't think it was real. I woke up to this blinding light, and I was transported to another place. Pluto TV. Then I |
| 0:57.8 | heard a voice. Come with me if you want to live. There were thousands of movies and shows and they were all |
| 1:03.8 | free. The truth is ours. It's just so beautiful. On Pluto TV, free streaming of Terminator 2, |
| 1:09.7 | fringe arrow, the 100 NX files may cause excitement, loss of sleep, and sudden belief in extraterrestrials. |
| 1:14.5 | No credit cards or alien encounters necessary. Pluto TV, stream now, pay never. |
| 1:18.7 | Adam's guest today, comedian and author, Patton Oswald, plus Bald Brian with the sound effects, Allison Rosen with the the news and a round of germany or florida and now all you need is the air that you breathe and adam carola yeah get it on got to get it on no choice but to get it on mandate get it it on. Good day, Bald Brian. |
| 1:46.0 | Tell me about that, Grandpa Carolla. |
| 1:49.3 | Patton, love that guy. Good day, Allison Rosen. |
| 1:58.9 | Hello. It's going to be a good, good day. All right. First off, I want to welcome the fans that are watching on the Ace Broadcasting Twitter Network. They're watching the Ace Broadcasting Twitter winners, I should |
| 2:02.9 | say. They're viewing us right now in studio. Thanks to our good friends at GoToMeeting. See how that works? |
| 2:09.1 | By the magic of GoToMeeting. Unbelievable. Speaking of GoToMeeting, how about go to my PC? Problems |
| 2:15.5 | getting work done because of distractions at the office. |
| 2:18.5 | Mm-hmm. |
| 2:19.5 | Try to get some work done. |
| 2:20.7 | What did you say, dude? |
| 2:21.5 | What did you say? |
| 2:22.1 | Donnie, ripping a bong load behind you. |
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