Welcome back to the God Show, everybody.

I'm your hosts of hosts, the good Lord with the most, the one and only, Almighty God.

Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.

Hey there, Jesus.

Hey, Dad.

Happy hump day.

Yeah, and guess what? We got a special guest with us today. Woo-hoo! That's right. Head atheist, Seth Andrews. What's that?

Do I like Rand at the Trinity then? I mean, if we've got the father, the son, I just want to be the

Holy Ghost. I just want to be the Holy Ghost. You are, ooh, that voice is so holy ghosty.

You got it.

You win.

Yeah, you're the Holy Ghost.

Jesus, we've had an opening for that in a while.

You know, I just figured when you guys were like, hey, you want to come play along in the sandbox

for 30 minutes.

I thought, maybe we can, maybe this is like group therapy because we were talking out the

air. I'm like every day's whackamol. Every day is how can we make satire even more difficult

in this crazy world? It's unbelievable. Seth, I'm just going to give you the floor because

we've in the last couple of weeks, first of all, remind the audience of who you are and where they can follow you.

And we're going to talk about the fact that the president posted F-bomb on Easter morning along with war crimes and threats of genocide.

And then now he's attacking the Pope and posting pictures of himself as

Jesus. And now he's posted a picture of himself of Jesus hugging him. Yeah, no, that never happened,

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