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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show they discuss honkers, keeping those thoughts in your head, and the fact that she isn't dead yet. Plus, you have to think there is a point to doing comedy. Comic of the Week: Janine Brito @janinebrito Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.8	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.9	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:12.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:15.2	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:18.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:22.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:24.5	Well, here we are
0:27.6	Somebody said that they'd miss your
0:30.0	And then we had it last time
0:31.9	So I thought I'd throw it in there
0:34.1	I'm sure
0:34.8	I have the shittiest day today
0:36.6	I almost tell me I almost had an Eliza-like meltdown where I just... On Twitter? Yeah. Oh, my God. A small, small meltdown. I can't wait. I pray for that day. I will be retweeting and retweeting and retweeting. When I just talk about how great I am. And, you know, I mean, there is a point where we all think to ourselves. Wait,
0:58.2	are you going to talk about your day first? Oh, yeah. Okay. We'll get to it. We'll get to that. Yeah,
1:11.3	it's fine. My day was fine. In the, in the end, right I was like oh my god they she got a date yes yes and I got yeah I got um
1:18.0	I got a because JP had emailed me and said because what I did was I took the initiative
1:24.0	because we talked about maybe August or September yeah that's that's what I thought it was going to be later.
1:28.1	Right, me too. I was, yeah, I don't know.
1:31.5	Anyway, so now I, now I'm like, oh my God, quick, work on it.
1:34.8	It's too soon.
1:35.5	Too soon, quick, quick, quick.
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