Look, this happens to me.

Look, this happens to me at least once a week, where I'm doing everything I'm supposed to

correctly on my phone, and it's just like, I just hand it to somebody younger and say, here,

I want you to do the exact same thing that I just did.

Bam, works like a charm. It's not, it's not me. It's the equipment. And the problem is I have no one younger here. I have no one here. Big problem. No one down. Anywhere. It's tough. It's a tough scene. Goodbye. Good luck against Mississa. Who do you play? I mean, Jesus. I'm going. This a soda? Oh, boy. So that went well, it sounds like. He's so mad at me, Gojo. This is after a Notre Dame win. He's mad at it. All I said to him was congratulations in your first victory. this is the part of the season where everyone beats each other up and Notre Dame just cruises

because they play a bunch of cupcakes and they'll find themselves in the playoffs. That's all. That's all I said. That's the part that pissed him off. It was the cup. I mean, it's just what are we doing the reverse of what every other big conference does

where they spend the first month of the season playing the Sisters of the Poor

and then start to play conference play and convince us that that's all great. Is that, I mean. That's how you defend it. You don't get mad. Now he's getting mad at me though. He's mad at me too. I'm not mad at all, Stugats. I hear this every year. Like I know how this goes. and like, you know, for people, it's never going to be

enough because they've decided whatever they think about Notre Dame schedule, regardless of the

fact that for years now, we have a mounting body of evidence that suggests Notre Dame plays

as difficult to schedule as most anyone in the country. Last year was certainly a departure from that.

But in general, like, you know, it's, it is what it is at this point.

One of my favorite things is hearing how everybody who follows college football describes those other teams that you play.

And I like yours, the Sisters of the Poor.

That's a good one.

I like directional you.

I usually use roast beef tech.

Yeah, those are some of my favorites. I, I like now because I played so much of the video game at

this point, I'll sprinkle in like FCS West because in EA College Football 25, before they

put out the update, the non-descript FCS schools that would show up on your schedule

were way too good. They'd get hurt every other play, but their defensive backs all moved

like five stars in future NFL draft picks. There was no room for you to throw. And so I have a

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