Set 2: Overwhelmed by IKEA (w/ Sal Licata)
Stugotz and Company
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🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Stugotz kicks things off with a sports update before Taylor recaps spending his birthday wandering through IKEA completely unprepared for what he was getting into. Sal Licata shares a painfully awkward story about playing golf with a former girlfriend’s dad at an expensive private country club. Then the crew debates whether the Knicks can realistically win a championship this year, as Sal argues that simply having a real shot is all you can ask from your franchise. Plus, the group tackles the ultimate question: would you trade lives with Victor Wembanyama?
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| 0:00.0 | Time now for a sports update on a podcast. |
| 0:05.2 | Chiefs to release offensive tackle, Joanne Taylor, saving $20 million against the cab. |
| 0:11.7 | The Lions are sending running back David Montgomery to the Texas for a fifth round pick. |
| 0:17.5 | And finally, a woman in England once called the police when her ice cream |
| 0:21.8 | didn't have enough sprinkles. How about that, Sal? The Lions sending Montgomery to the Texans |
| 0:30.4 | for a fifth round pick. Now the Texans just need a quarterback. I mean, I'm surprised, though, |
| 0:35.2 | that the Lions, Montgomery seems such a part of their attitude and what they do, that physicality, that toughness, nice balance with him and that backfield. |
| 0:42.7 | I'm a little surprised at that, but yeah, you would think good move for the Texans, getting a veteran back like Montgomery. |
| 0:47.7 | Yeah, how about the Chiefs move, huh? |
| 0:50.6 | How about it? |
| 0:52.9 | He's biting on it. He wants to give opinion so bad on the only story in |
| 0:59.7 | the two stories that don't matter montgomery got by that you did suck me like i can't help it |
| 1:05.0 | although truth be told i kind of just let my i let my default down there and went into the montgomery |
| 1:10.6 | thing which i cared about really i cared about the ice cream and the sprinkles i mean yes right which I kind of just let my, I let my default down there and went into the Montgomery thing, |
| 1:10.9 | which I cared about. |
| 1:11.5 | Really, I cared about the ice cream and the sprinkles. |
| 1:14.0 | Yes, right, which is why I didn't ask you about it. |
| 1:20.5 | And we'll never talk about it again. |
| 1:24.7 | We'll just let it go by. |
| 1:26.2 | So, Sal, you've been to an IKEA, right? Do you remember your first trip to an IKEA? We'll get to the next. We'll get to it go by. So, Sal, you've been to an IKEA, right? |
| 2:04.5 | Do you remember your first trip to an IKEA? We'll get to the next. We'll get to Wemba in just a second. But do you remember the first time you went to an IKEA? Yes, it was chaos. But I remember it. So Taylor went for the first time, and he sent me and Mikey a text. there was nothing you can do to prepare yourself for the first time you go to an IKEA. And I think he's right about that. Yes. So, Sal, me and my girlfriend just moved into an apartment down here in Fort Lauderdale. We, have you lived with it before? No. No. Congrats. Yes, but he's not engaged yet. We got three bedrooms. |
| 2:09.0 | There's plenty of space. Right. Trying to stay out of each other's way for the most part. |
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