Time now for a sports update on a podcast.

Detroit's Tarek's Scoobel and Pittsburgh's Paul Skeens were named the 2025 Sy Young Award winners.

Notre Dame star Hannah Hildago dropped 44 points at an NCAA record, 16 steals in a blowout win over Akrit.

And finally, after 232 years, the U.S. Mint has made the last penny.

How about that 16 fucking steals, is he?

I saw a headline on that that really ticked me off because it went Irish star sets

record 16 steals 44 points or whatever.

I was like, oh, who is this international superstar from Ireland?

And then I'm like, oh, it's the fighting Irish.

You got to give me a fighting or you got to give me an ND or Notre Dame. You can't just go Irish star. Like that's a little misleading. It's all I'm saying. The 44 points did not jump out. The 16 steals. Holy shit. That's insane. That's incredible. I mean the 44 points jumped out too. If you watch some of those highlights, this is dirty but uh yeah 16 steals is ridiculous it's

like a whole team helpless like i don't know what to do i'm just going to pass the ball because this

woman keeps stealing it from me yeah sad for the penny huh i mean what's gonna happen to a penny for

your thoughts i mean give your two cents on it no you can't there's no two cent piece you got to a penny for your thoughts. I mean, give your two cents on it. No, you can't. There's no two cent piece. You got to go nickel for your thoughts now. No two cent piece, Mikey, but you know, there's a two dollar bill. Even the price. Wait, what do you do with two dollar bills? I have three of them in my pocket. Firmly in never use them they're good luck uh they're also

valuable if you have the right serial number you know yeah no mike he's got a whole stack of them

and he probably has checked all those serial numbers what year was that like it's supposed to be

2013 right i did still be in his possession if you checked those serial numbers i mean

everything's going to hell even the price of your thoughts is going up.

Izzy, what do you want to do with a penny for your thoughts?

Do you give your two cents now?

You can't because there's no more pennies.

So it's got to be a nickel for your thoughts, right?

If you're charging, like, why can't we go the other direction?

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