Set 1: NFL Opening Night

Stugotz and Company

iHeartPodcasts

Sports, Comedy

4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

The NFL season kicked off to a spitting start with Jalen Carter getting tossed before the first snap of the season. The Eagles won, but the Cowboys have a lot of good to take away from that game.

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0:00.0	Yeah, that Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
0:05.9	The Rex was not chasing the Jeep.
0:08.1	Murray, Murray, you there?
0:09.8	You love sandwiches, huh?
0:11.2	Let's go to 80.
0:13.4	Bo.
0:13.8	His name is Bo.
0:15.9	Wow.
0:16.6	That's prime time, maybe.
0:17.8	I had a crush on Betty Rubble.
0:19.4	I honestly, until after the segment ended and we went to commercial break,
0:23.1	had no idea that Jonathan Coachman was black.
0:25.9	He caught them the game last night, although they won the game.
0:29.3	You're listening to Stugats and Company.
0:31.9	So the NFL is a tricky sport because anything that they do in that sport is just amplified by a million.
0:41.4	Because last week, you guys, I know you remember this.
0:45.0	I know you do.
0:46.2	Or was it earlier this week?
0:47.4	Who the hell even knows?
0:48.6	I was trying to talk about Luis Suarez spitting on a Seattle Sounder staffer.
0:54.6	You were.
0:54.9	You guys looked at me like I had three heads.
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