Set 1: Good Porn Name

Stugotz and Company

Jon Weiner

Comedy, Sports

4.8 • 13.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

The story that almost was in the NFL about Abdul Carter being benched by the Giants for Monday Night Football. Nobody is going to take the Patriots seriously until they are in the Super Bowl apparently. The Jets have a very clear path to the playoffs. Eagles fans are egging their OC's house and Stugotz blames the OC. And what is Stugotz doing to his microphone? Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com to get 50% off sitewide during their Sizzle All the Way Sale. And use code COMPANY at checkout for an extra $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. See site for details. A big thanks to our advertiser, Omaha Steaks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, that Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
0:05.9	The Rex was not chasing the Jeep.
0:08.1	Murray, Murray, you there?
0:09.8	You love sandwiches, huh?
0:11.1	Let's go to 80.
0:13.4	Bo.
0:13.7	His name is Bo.
0:16.0	Wow.
0:16.6	That's prime time, baby.
0:17.8	I had to crush him, Betty Rubble.
0:19.4	I honestly, until after the segment
0:21.5	ended and we went to commercial break, had no idea that Jonathan Coachman was black. He caused
0:26.2	him the game last night, although they won the game. You're listening to Stugats and Company.
0:32.1	It is Stugats and Company. We are presented by Fandul, Israel Gutierrez, Taylor, Mike Ie, the
0:37.2	normal cast with us, Mike Golick, and God bless football later today.
0:41.1	And Chris Whittingham is going to join us for reasons I'm still not certain, but he will be joining us.
0:46.9	It's set number two.
0:47.6	Why is Woody joining us today?
0:48.7	Peak MLS season.
0:50.0	We're one game away from the MLS Cup being decided.
0:53.6	And Stugas, messy getting or doing everything you ask him to do. And yet you're clueless about it. I'm no idea that that's about to happen. What is he doing that I asked him to do? All I asked him to do was win. Exactly. Every single game he plays it. Well, he's one win away from taking home. the only trophy that you you give any credit to, which is, well, it's the MLS Cup. I know you don't know what that is, but it's the playoffs. It's the MLS playoffs. Yeah, but I don't even care about the MLS playoffs. I only care about the World Cup. Has he done it there? Has he done it in a World Cup yet? Yeah, he did it in a World Cup before he got here. and he doesn't play for the like Miami World Team. So the only team he plays for in Miami is Inter Miami and the MLS. It's the only team he can win a championship for down here. I love Whitty. But to be fair, if I knew he was coming on to talk MLS, I would have said no. You should have said no. I mean, I was waiting for someone to say no. I have other things to talk with him about. Right. Including some penis talk. But again, that wouldn't have been a sales job for you guys. It would have been a better sales job than soccer. I mean. All right. So there you go. So maybe you'll join us if you said hey stew i want to have
2:03.2	witty on to talk about penises oh mine john no problem see but then i would have started saying to
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