Hi, Pussies, and welcome.

Today, we have

Hausie. He just announced his new

podcast, Boyfriend material with the Unwell Network. So yay for him. we are so excited.

Now that we have that out of the way,

let me tell you about what happened to me this past week.

Because I've been just patiently waiting.

I met a guy at an after party last March so almost a year ago.

We followed each other on Instagram. I'm like okay like we're flirting like whatever

and then I kept seeing him I kept seeing him him. We kept flirting. We kept DMing. We kept kind of texting trying to make plans. It never happened.

Whatever. Finally, this trip in New York, he's like, do you want to hang out?

I'm like, I am there.

Like you know, like I'm fucking desperate as can be, like I am there.

So I'm leaving the Tommy Hillfinger fashion show, which was like my first fashion show, but I was dressed in denim denim denim on denim. Let's start here. He sends me the drink place we're going to. Drink location. Perfect. Want to meet here at 930? And I said, perfect, let me change from my

show where. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Did you walk the runway? And I said no I'll show you videos though I'm in

head to toe denim and he said hot. So I'm like okay maybe I don't have to change, like I hearted the message and I said, okay, fine, I'm coming in my outfit.

And then we got there, okay?

And then he's like, okay, I'm gonna get there or whatever, I get there.

We're talking, I'm like, oh my God, like what are the vibes? What are the vibes? We finish a drink and then I'm like

talking about my day and I reference like what we're doing as a date.

I'm like and then I came to this date and whatever da da da da and he goes, oh

I'm gonna stop you right there and he was like what he said he was a little nicer than that the whole thing wasn't nice though so I'm not going to give him credit he was like

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